Who sat next to me in first grade?
6:30 pm: Stop eating.
8:30 pm: Stop drinking liquid.
9:00 pm: Stop speaking.
9:30 pm: Take one Tylenol PM. Close laptop. Lie in front of TV. Watch benign, situational comedy program with no violence, no sadness, no sudden noises. Just nice predictable plot lines, with nothing too cringe-inducing or dramatic…