A Guide to Your New Medical Classification As a Patient in Young Old Age
Welcome to this vibrant stage of your life!
Your trusted physician shared this list with you, a newly identified member of this still sprightly group known as young old age! Don’t worry that you were only assigned this status by your new, youthful doctor upon the retirement of your long-time PCP because you are around the same age as her parents. She is highly qualified. Her medical degrees are right there on her office wall, proving that she has both student debt and expertise.
You are what Tik Toks call an Elder Gen Xer, and medically, you are starting your next stage of life. Here is what you need to know now:
-Buy a pill organizer. This handy plastic holder prevents you from panicking about whether you remembered to take your newly prescribed morning high blood pressure pill each day. Anxiety around medication compliance is not good for keeping you at 120/80! Yes, this medication may make you dizzy, nauseous, and tired. You will get used to it eventually, just as you did the discomfort of squeezing into skin tight Jordache jeans decades ago.
-Remember to also place your prescribed antacid in your pill organizer. Eat fewer acidic foods, and if heartburn still strikes, pop an antacid chaser. Remember all those Woo…
