Jeff Bezos Went to Space and All I Got Was This Lousy Package

RE: Did you drop this from 62 miles away?

July 20, 2021

ME: 7:00 AM-8:40 AM: Read work emails, respond as necessary. Delete 51 spam emails all RE: hot flash relief, cooling sleepwear, and/or insomnia cures.

ME: 8:40 AM: Receive text that Amazon item — only ordered because it was a gift for a child and…