Me: " Why does this bill say co-insurance paid a gazillion dollars in 1992 Greek drachmas?"

Insurance: "That's you."

Me: "How am I my own co-insurance, if I am also the out of pocket deductible?"

Insurance: "You are both and sometimes you pay in gold dabloons. We convert for you as a courtesy. Can I help you with anything else today?"

Me: "How many dollars US am I responsible for?"

Insurance: "Check today's dabloon exchange rate."