Stacey Curran
Oct 8, 2021

Oh I tried that. But the substitutions were wild. They'd be like: we had no tomatoes on the vine, so please enjoy this guava in its place. Also, here is a can of V-8.

Stacey Curran
Stacey Curran

Written by Stacey Curran

Former reporter; N.E. Press Assoc. Awards, Boston Globe Magazine, McSweeney's, Belladonna, Slackjaw, BostonAccent, WBUR, Weekly Humorist, so many grocery lists

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