Oct 1, 2021
Once they stopped cutting out the shoulders, they didn't know where to make holes next. I fear what part of the garment they may cut next. I shan't be free assing.
Written by Stacey Curran
Former reporter; N.E. Press Assoc. Awards, Boston Globe Magazine, McSweeney's, Belladonna, Slackjaw, BostonAccent, WBUR, Weekly Humorist, so many grocery lists