Please Stop Asking Me to Drive for You, Uber

I shall not, never

Photo by Joseph Chan on Unsplash

Uber, I won’t drive for you, no matter how many times you ask.

And you ask as much as a child asks for a toy in Target. But, I never asked you to know who I am, or how to reach me. I’ve never even taken an Uber or ordered an eat. Please leave me be.