Text Messages Between the Long Betrothed Who Are In the Same Domicile, On Different Floors — Little Old Lady Comedy

Wife: My beloved, when next you descend the staircase can you bring with you my shawl? I have caught a bit of chill.

Husband: Certainly my love. I am just watching the final minutes of the hockey game.

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Teacher, runner, former journalist; few N.E. Press Assoc. Awards, few Boston Globe essays, few anthologies, few comedy sites, few poems, so many grocery lists.

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Stacey Curran

Stacey Curran

Teacher, runner, former journalist; few N.E. Press Assoc. Awards, few Boston Globe essays, few anthologies, few comedy sites, few poems, so many grocery lists.

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